Hire me!

Hire me, hire me,
I learn pretty quick
whose apple to polish,
and whose boots to lick.

Hire me, hire me,
I'm available now.
I just gave my notice
to that bitchy old cow!

Hire me, hire me
I'm drowning in debt.
My Visa is maxed.
I'm as good as it gets.

Hire me, hire me
I just finished school.
I majored in psych
And the world is damn cruel.

Hire me, hire me
Mom called me a slob
and she'll kick my ass out
if I don't find a job.

Hire me, hire me
I'll give you my all
'til I come off probation
Sometime next fall.