Safety Manual

By breaching the triple layered seal on Backyard Billy's Adventure Set! you absolve Laughco Inc. of any responsibility for bodily harm, mutilation, immolation, psychic phenomenon, supernatural spirits, time fluctuations, death, disease, famine, war, infection, plague, or other miscellaneous events that may occur with prolonged use.

Backyard Billy's Adventure Set! is not intended for children under the age of 4, children with heart conditions or incontinence problems. Children with epilepsy should be exposed to Doctor Skull's Voodoo Torture action strobe light play area to see if any ill effects are triggered. If seizure occurs, consult doctor (not Doctor Skull).

Sacrificial Altar play area contains traces of real cow's blood, please keep E-coli precautions in mind. Children should be wearing their clothing at all times while playing on the sacrificial altar. Children under 8 should not handle the Aztec Heart Dagger.

The Inflatable Labyrinth of Doom contains many instances of doom, including spiked pits, bear traps and boulders covered with spikes and bear traps. All children should be equipped with map and lantern before entering the Labyrinth of Doom play area.

The Spinning Blade Pillar contains real spinning blades. Children under the age of 8 should not be allowed to attempt climbing the spinning blade pillar unless having previously passed a series of physical endurance tests and/or pain tolerance activities outlined in the diagrams on the back of this booklet. Any appendages severed may be safely reattached except for those severed by the green tinted blades, which are coated in bubonic plague spores.

Professor Pyro's Inferno Lab requires up to twenty gallons of premium unleaded gasoline to function for an entire hour of play time. If horizontal blast furnace nozzles become clogged, cleanse with water (when not in use) for optimum performance. Make sure pilot is lit before children enter first corridor.

The Crypts of Madness play set contains actual occult artifacts which may trigger undesirable affects if handled by individuals of faith. Laughco Inc. is not responsible for any loss of favor with deity(s) due to activities which involve these artifacts. If Grim Skull Talking Demon Head refuses to stop incantations despite batteries being removed, consult an exorcist immediately. Portals to nether worlds opened by Backyard Billy's Adventure Set! Book of Black Majicks (included in this playset!) are the sole responsibility of the user. If children are tricked into relinquishing their immortal soul to Grim Skull Talking Demon Head, please consult a priest within 24 hours or before blood contract dries. Any gifts, bounties, powers, talents, fame, wealth, or notoriety gained from soul trade are void if contract is canceled.

Laughco Inc. is not responsible for any immoral experiences children may have with succubus' while playing with Backyard Billy's Adventure Set!.

In the event a time loop occurs due to magical chrono-traps in the Wizard's Lair play module, disable the energy core elements of this play set before allowing continued use. Due to the high chance of time loop phenomenon, assume this has already happened and disable the energy core elements immediately after reading these safety instructions.

Smaller children may not be physically compatible with all play elements of Mistress Payne's Torture Hovel. Swinging pendulum blade requires additional construction. If child becomes lodged in Iron Maiden casket, the release word must be employed by him or her to escape. The release word is individualized to each Backyard Billy's Adventure Set!. To divine your release word, simply solve the ancient riddle on the back page of this booklet!

HINT: It's not the Uumaru shaman you're thinking of.


In the unlikely event of injury, Backyard Billy's Adventure Set! comes with a first aid kit containing enough elements to treat cuts, scrapes, abrasions, sprains, gashes and other blood wounds, head trauma, and minor cases of delirium and shell shock. If a child exhibits bouts of crying or bed wetting after discontinued use of Backyard Billy's Adventure Set!, please consult a psychiatrist.

Backyard Billy's Adventure Set! is not intended to be used by the handicapped or mentally challenged. Future versions of Backyard Billy's Adventure Set! will include wheel chair ramps and simpler puzzles designed to encourage and challenge special needs children.

Backyard Billy's Adventure Set! It's fun-tacular!