Welfare

Welfare Poem

I cross the border,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in droves
and get Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, American guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw welfare cash!

Everything here
is very good,
And soon we own
the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for
the baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
to keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can go.
Got lots of room
in Mexico.

Sad but true... I get just over $1,000 from SS
after paying into it for over 45 yrs.
Less after 'paying for 'med. ins.'
Welfare pays over $2.000 to refugees
plus free med.