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Content Rating Notice:  Recommended for Readers 18 Years and Older Only
  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #1345129  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Easy Cheese
Cream of Spam. Rate low!!
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Easy cheese in a pressurized can.
sputters as it fill my mouth with goo.
What else is a lonely girl to do?
I was young when the fascination began.

I blame my best friend Ann.
Oh, if I only knew.
Easy cheese in a pressurized can.
sputters as it fills my mouth with goo.

Now, I'm an easy cheese fan.
I'm addicted to the yellow spew.
I swallow my cheese while hiding in the loo.
Won't someone please put out a ban!
Easy cheese in a pressurized can







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