Sign up now for a
Free Email Account &
your own Online
Writing Portfolio!
Username:
Password:  
Sponsored Items

Click Here To Bid  

Read a Newbie
Badges
Political
Presented To:
* §apph *

Testimonials
Tell a Friend
Know someone who'd
like this page?

Email Address:

Optional Comment:

Who's Online?
Members: 444    
Guests: 287    
   
Total Online Now: 731    
Writing.Com Time

Tuesday
May 29, 2012
1:25pm EDT


  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #1348927  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Spammy Diet
diet diatelle
Rated:
ASR
by
This item requires reviews with ratings.
Eeek!
Who knows
What might show
Under all  my
Super tight, fatty clothes
I thought this spam would slim-ify
But instead this diet will make me die
Good thing my spammy feathers can cover my beak
Make it so I don’t stuff my face and cry
Spread some spam on a slice of rye
Whatever works on dough
Is my dream pie
But guess no,
Won’t grow
Sleek.

© Copyright 2007 Princess♥BooBoo (UN: morgana at Writing.Com). All rights reserved.
Princess♥BooBoo has granted Writing.Com, its affiliates and syndicates non-exclusive rights to display this work.
Log In To Leave Feedback
Username:
Password:
Not a Member?
Signup right now, for free!

All accounts include:
*Bullet* FREE Email @Writing.Com!
*Bullet* FREE Portfolio Services!