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Why I Need To Diet, for Spam Slingers!

I really need to diet!

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Why I Need To Diet

Fat
Chunky
A clunky
Flunky lard-ass
My B. O. is funky
I’m very fond of passing gas!
I light the fart as it flows from my ass
One time I cut one and I killed my Maine Coon cat.
Even Richard Simmons says I don’t pass
I think he’s gay and full of sass
Oh God! My pet monkey
Just broke my glass
I’m clunky
Chunky
Fat!

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