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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #1349440  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Gnooooome!
One star answer to the question of what lawn gnomes do when we're not looking
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Lawn gnomes.
Spice up my
yard, as they lounge
on their fat asses; they're
probably thinking about their adventures at the
night club during their orgy.
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