I'm a Cat...Get Over it!

Don't even think you rule this house;
I control you and every mouse.
I stick my nose up in the air;
I won't listen 'cause I don't care!

Hear me meow and watch me purr,
too bad you're allergic to fur.
Achoo! Achoo! I pity you.
Where's my dinner? I hope it's new.

This food is never up to par;
go to the store and use that car.
Buy me something better I say,
buy it quickly, buy it today.

You love me oodles, yes you do,
with baby talk and all that coo.
I'll rub against your new dress pants,
before I tip the potted plants.

It's nap time now, don't bother me.
Where's my blankey and catnip tea?
Oh no! This can't be a hairball!
Fetch the vet, he will be on call.

I am so clean, unlike that dog;
he's scratching, drooling...like a hog.
It yips and yaps and chases me;
now how'd he end up in a tree?