Mambo Fish

: I have a Mambo Fish. No, you don't have to be jealous or anything. I'm just stating a simple fact. I have a Mambo Fish.


: *goes green* With envy, that is. I'm not about to throw up or anything.


: Man....You're a very sickly color.


: Zombie fishes are cooler!


: So if we kill a zombie fish, have we made it MORE lively, or is it a reverse killing that gives it UN-life as a living dead creature--then how do we make it reverse die-live, which is technically real death?...


: I have no idea. Stop confusing me or I'll sic the zombie fish on you!


: Why don't we just vaporize it?


: Vaporize a perfectly good undead salmon? Don't be wasteful, it just needs some seasoning salt.


: The only way to kill the undead is to burn them into ashes. It's the water in them that motivates them. You have to get the water out. That's why vaporizing works.


: Let me get this straight. If I put a zombie salmon in a room with a dehumidifier, he will eventually become powdered undead salmon? *needs more coffee*


: So in "Land/Dawn/Shaun of the Dead", they could have just found a flamethrower and finished the movie...


: However, MY zombie fish is special. It won't work on MY zombe fish.


: Yes it will. Griffin, Obliterate. *Griffin obliterates Zombie fish. It turns to ash, and blows away in the wind.* See?


: Zombie Fish. Reassemble. See? Obliteration just doesn't work, TSC, sowwy!


: It is ash...it's very fibers of existance were just scattered to the winds. It's not coming back, no matter how hard you write or belive.


: But that's just what she did. She be-lived the zombie fish back into existance.


: No it didn't. Look, no fish!


: I believe in your zombie fish, Gothie! LONG LIVE THE ZOMBIE FISH!


: Thank you, Ravenwand! ZOMBIE FISH! *pets zombie fish soothingly*


: But it's not there! You're petting air! Griffin! OBLITERATE!


: You need to deal with your anger management issues there, TSC. Also your disbelief in reality. *pets zombie fish that is THERE*


: *Watches in horrified fascination as the ZF takes a huge bite out of Gothie's left hand*


: *thinks to herself* Wow, all that reassembling must have angered Fluffy (TZF)


: I am in reality, you're just bending it! Squid! DESTROY!


: I can settle this. The Zombie Fish is currently residing in Quantum Limbo. He is both here and not here, depending on the observer. It is futile to either obliterate or permantize him. Just love him and hope for the best.


: Awww! His Royal Greyness strikes again!


: Fine, as long as he can't zombify me!


: *loves the zombie fish*


: *Knits Gothie's zombie fish a sweater for Christmas, with built in maggot deflectors!*


: Wow. Thats creepy, and disturbing. Oh, Gesuntite, my sweet Wiener Dog of Assimilation, I'm glad you're not a zombie.


: Awww, thanks, Ravenwand, my zombie fish loves it! It's so cute and zombified!


: My Mambo Fish is jealous (or yealous).


: ...Wait, don't penguins, EAT fish?


: Yes, penguins eat fish. But not zombie or mambo fish. I prefer sardines myself.


: *knits Steve's Mambo fish a nice tropical shirt with lots of pineapple appliques.*


: *fries, batters, and serves Mambo Fish on a platter with some fries (chips, if you're English)*


: *Eats fish* Mmmmmm boy! Mambo fishes surrre taste good!


: *gasp of horror* Oh my God...I cannot believe you just ATE his mambo fish! He'll--he'll be devastated!


: Looked good though...


: But still...mambo fish not meant to be eaten!


: Don't worry. Watch. *Phases hand through body and pulls out mambo fish, it is alive* See?


: *grabs Mambo Fish* Oh, poor baby! Did you have to ride down the Tunnel of Digestion? What? It was awesome? You want to do it again? And this time you want to see what's at the end of the tunnel? No you don't.


: Of course he does! Down you go!


: Spinksy, stop encouraging him to do bad things!


: ...Hey, if the fish wants to see the end of the tunnel...


: The fish does NOT want to see the end of the tunnel. Poor Mambo Fish. *shakes head*


: Well, you're the one shaking it's head! Now it's all discombobulated.


: I shook MY head. ITS head is fine. Although I feel funny now...


: That's discombobulation for you.


: Maybe Gothie wants to see the end of the tunnel (jealous of the Mambo Fish) and so she is faking discombobulation to get sympathy from the Tunnel Master in hopes of a free ticket to ride?


: *he he he... He he he...* Tunnel Master...


: *He he he he he he!* Tsk, so childish, Ravenwand. *snigger*


: *chortle, guffaw and Ho Ho Ho!*


: *Ho man watch me ROLL!!*


: Nuh-uh! I don't wanna see the end of THAT tunnel!


: I do...


: But why, Spinksy? Whyyyyyyyyy? *whines*


: *slaps Gothie* Snap out of it!


: *snaps out of it* Now what? *looks around*