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May all your birthdays have better gifts than this!
My very worst birthday? Forty-four. Eight the hard way! But wait, there's more- The local tavern beckoned, see, so off I went just moi and me! Just moi and me jumped in the car intent on closing down that bar! When we got there our luck was poor- No smoky air, they'd locked the door! The place was dark, there'd be no beer! A sorry choice in coming here. But there's more, wait, to remark upon. A rotten fate: the car was gone! Had someone pinched it? Someone quite low? No, some dude winched it- 'twas under tow! I'd missed the payment so now this pest had left me stranded- repossessed!  1st place merit badge winner in "Terrible Two" contest!
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