Worst Ever!

Written for iKïyå§ama 's 2nd birthday party

Today is "one of those days"
Where nothing is right,
Everything is mixed up
Like that drink I'm longing for!

Out of cereal this morning
And the milk was growing hair.
Left without breakfast, then
Slipped on ice as I stepped out the door

Was late for work
After receiving ten stitches.
Found a box on my desk:
Inside, a dead cat.

Missed my show in the evening
Cuz the landlady called:
Complaints from the neighbors
Who don't like my Sox hat.

And to top it all off
I'm now official thirty-three.
Another birthday went by
Where no one thought of me.