The Mosquito

Sit outside and enjoy your burrito,
I'm no fly, but a tiny mosquito.
I don't care if you are skinny or fat,
Or dress like a slob or style a new hat.

If you bend over the garden at night,
Your derriere will entice me to bite.
Take a swat at me if you think you can.
How well can you swing that old frying pan?

I'll interrupt your thoughts and buzz your ear,
Or land on your back and cause you to fear.
You may be quite poor or you may be rich,
I really don't care when I leave that itch.

When winter is gone with vanishing snow,
Wear those sandals and expose the big toe.
Sip your soda pop and drink your ice tea.
Summer is here. Are you glad to see me?

Watch me land upon your uncle Joe's nose.
How good is your aim with the garden hose?
When the sun comes up, I'll hide in a bush.
When the sun goes down, I'll land on a toosh.