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pillowcases
"I'm gonna keep 'em that way 'til the Swallows get back from Texarkana." ~ Joe Ely
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Freshly cut fingernails feel weird under pillowcases.

This is why I dread cutting them.

Now, you hacking away at my fingers until I confess I am screwing your wife; with each cut I ululate in unbearable agony.

The things we do for love.

Perhaps right now I would like very much to cut my fingernails.

*Awarded third place in round 25 of The Amazing 55-word Contest*
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