Happy Birthday Cramp!

Birthday greeetings to "The Writer's Cramp" !
Prompt: Today marks the first day of the Writer’s Cramp Birthday Celebration. (Wow! Whoopie! Yeah! Six Years Old! Wow!)Write a poem or story about the birthday present you were going to send the Writer’s Cramp, but . . . (What happened to the present, why couldn’t you send it, and what was it going to be?)

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"The Writer's Cramp is turning SIX this week!"
A chance to send it something sweet!
I tried and tried to no avail,
so here I write the sad, sad tale.

I wrote a card: To Cramp, with love,
thanking fate and the stars above,
but when I mailed it to the Cramp,
I failed to adorn it with a stamp.

I baked a cake with frosting blue
to show my love for the Cramp. It's true!
But when I carried it out the door,
I slipped and splattered it on the floor.

And then I thought "Award-i-con!"
But alas, it seems my gift points are gone.
"Maybe just a kind review?
Oh darn, my membership I must renew."

I thought and thought of what to do,
that was good and fun and oh-so-true?
I guess the best thing I can say,
is, "Thank you, dear Cramp, have a happy birthday!"