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                                      TV

              Here I sit watching tv
              There the tv sits, draining my life from me
              A couch potato in full bloom
              Instead of the "living" I'll have to call this the "dying" room

              I could be enjoying life with my kids
              but I'll watch make believe parents make believe to enjoy their make believe kids
              I could fix  something amiss in my house,
              but I think I'll watch "do it yourself" tv and continue to louse
                 
              Maybe I should spend some time with my spouse
              but these tv girls keep me on the couch
              I think my wife would like to love me
              but to be with her I have to leave my precious tv

              It's  late, time to go to bed.
              I stay so busy with my shows, I can't seem to get ahead.
              Guess I'll watch the late news
              What's this, one of my favorite shows comes on later this morning at two