Topics of Thought

There are many things in this world that frustrate us, make us worry, make us think and over-think. Many of these are highly controversial topics.
I decided to sum them all up in one sentence. Some are not interesting topics, I just like them so I decided to share them. Read and enjoy.


A bachelor is a guy who never finds out how many faults he has.

An aetheist is a believer in non-belief.

Church is where the world is seen through stained glass.

Religion is where you find prophets and non-profit.

Dust is mud with the juice squeezed out.

Government is a necessity we could do without.

The truth is something that doesn't lie in the open.

A jury is a panel of twelve, untrained in law - asked their legal opinion.

The lottery is a tax on people who are lousy at math.

A pessimist is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street.

An optimist is someone who smells smoke and gets out the marshmellows.

Your shins are what you use to find furniture in the dark.

Sleep is that fleeting moment that ends alarmingly.

A volunteer takes on work that makes no cents.

A yawn is an honest opinion, openly expressed.