Students Who Do Everything

CHORUS:

We are the students, who do everything,
'Cause we don't know how to tell you "no!"
And if you ask us, to do anything,
Then we'll tell you,
That we do EVERYTHING!

VERSE 1:

Oh, we organize fun outings,
And we help you feel included,
And we'll help you get acquainted
With the music social scene,
We don't eat or sleep or shower,
We spend every waking hour
In our uniforms of blinding blue and green!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

VERSE 2:

Oh, we'll help you find your frosh group,
And we'll guide you to your classroom,
If you mess up your audition,
Then we'll help you put it right!
If you get a scary letter,
Saying "you're kicked out of Western,"
Then we'll help you through that terrifying night!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Oh, we'll feed you lots of junk food,
Sell you Tootsie Pops and Fun Dip,
And we'll answer all your questions
Even if you think they're lame,
And we'll help you find your footing,
And we'll guide you through the rough spots,
Because all of us were first years just the same!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

And, we'll wear our hair in dreadlocks,
And we'll wear gigantic earrings
And we'll help you carve a pumpkin
Of your wind ensemble prof!
We act goofy, wild, and crazy,
You won't catch us being lazy,
And if people think we're dumb, we'll laugh it off!

NARRATOR: WAIT a minute! What do dreadlocks and gigantic earrings have to do with being a STUDENT?!?!? We're supposed to sing about STUDENTY things!!! And who's ever carved a pumpkin of their wind ensemble prof?!?!?! That's just NONSENSE, why even bring it up?!?!?!

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Oh, we'll help you with your theory,
And we'll help you pin your wrist brace,
And we'll listen to your worries,
And we'll always be your friends
Frosh week may not last forever,
But we never go off duty,
'Cause the job of being a soph, it never ends!

(INSTRUMENTAL CHORUS/FADE OUT)