The Adventures of Dick amd Fifi, Part IV

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    LaRue, Gordon, and Doorknocker stood at the entrance to the Penetrator.  Peeps had informed them earlier in the day that the erection staff had just completed the c-a room and that LaRue and Smallshaft should become intimately acquainted with the room at the first opportunity.  Commander Smallshaft had not yet arrived from the men’s equipment area.  General Doorknocker and General Gordon had decided it would be best if Smallshaft were not to see his ship for Mission ∞Δ until the last possible moment.

    Smallshaft exited the equipment area locker room with only a towel around his waist, and met Peeps from POSITION on his way to the Penetrator.  Peeps looked straight ahead as he briefed Smallshaft on the equipment in the c-a area. “Okay Dick, what the erection boys have installed is really rather simple, there are three sets of restraints, all should allow the motions required to complete the required movements for coitus.  Now there is a male set, a female set, and a set for both to be restrained and still..still, well you know.  Additionally, the Division of Interstellar Long Distances and Other Stuff have generously donated…”

    Whoa, there Peeps,” Smallshaft interrupted, “Your are telling me that here at PISS, not only do we have department POSTION, which you head up, but there is also a DILDO division?”

    Peeps stopped and looked at him his left eye wandering about the hall and finally resting on Smallshaft’s navel.  “Well yes, is something wrong?”

    “No, No, just kinda’ wondering who comes up with these acronyms, you know?”

    “Oh, that would be Advancement of Speaking Speedily group.”

    “Of course,” commented Smallshaft wryly.

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    Smallshaft was trembling he was so pissed, “General Doorknocker, General Gordon, respectfully, this is not the ”ship” I have been working on and studying for the past eight months.  This doesn’t even resemble it in the least; does it even have the Fusion drive?  Or, perhaps all we need is some “D” size batteries to power it?”

    LaRue tittered at Smallshaft’s comment while she discreetly watched him in the towel, pleased with what she saw.

    “Dick, Commander Smallshaft,” began General Gordon, “we know this is not the ship you were expecting, but it is almost state of the art.”

    “Almost, almost state of the art!!  You have got to be joking General, look at that, that… who designed this?  The weenies over in DILDO no doubt,” Smallshaft looked at Peeps, who was sweating profusely in such close proximity to LaRue; she was also wearing a towel.  The towels were in preparation for the planned breaking in of the c-a.  A sigh escaped Smallshaft as he then looked to Gordon for an explanation.

      “Dick, Mavis and I are sorry, really we are, we didn’t know how to break this to you because we know how much effort you have put into the Fusion drive, but the Penetrator does have a Fusion drive.  It also has a conventional hydrogen ramjet with the capability to modify it to a scramjet.  There is a Fusion planetary and atmosphere lander that you and Captain LaRue will be testing also.”  Gordon paused and looked at Smallshaft and Larue, he had a difficult time looking away from LaRue, the towel exposed a lot of thigh and more cleavage than was healthy for him.  “So, in addition to POSITION requirements there are also PISS portions of Mission ∞Δ.”

    “There are no camera’s installed yet and there will be no crew accompanying you today,” stated Mavis Doorknocker.  “We are going…”

    A squeak and a small moan were heard from Peeps as he hastily left the group.

    “Um, anyway,” Mavis continued as all four watched Peeps scurrying down the launch ramp, “we are going to leave you two alone to a, to a…get acquainted with your new ship.”  Both Gordon and Doorknocker were off the ramp before Smallshaft could respond.

    He turned to LaRue and tried to keep his imagination away from her thighs.  “Well LaRue, I guess we should take a look and see what other surprises await within the Penetrator for us.”

    “Yes Commander Sir,” LaRue cheerfully exclaimed as she followed Smallshaft in, concentrating on his tight cheeks beneath the towel.

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The Penetrator and the planetary and atmospheric lander to be used on Mission ∞Δ.
Note that this photo is classified as secret.