Adam and Jesus

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  Who? Oh ... Yes. Can't I sleep?

  If God sleeps, nothing gets done.

  Riiiiiight, but your God too... Can't you handle things?

  I am! I am Wisdom.. and I need you to take action.

  When did I become sooooo important? Hmmmm, God's talking to herself.

  Ha! I'll call up my sons.

  ADAM! ... JESUS!

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  Adam: Yes, mother?

  Jesus: What more do you want?

  God:  I just want to talk. You don't know how much I enjoy talking to you.

  Adam: I bought a house with solar shingles.

  God: That's good. Saves on fossil fuels.

  Jesus: Miriam and I are going to have a baby. Were thinking about calling her
              Rio.

  God: That's wonderfull! How's your acting carreer going hun?

  Jesus: Well, everyone loves Miriam as Angelina Jolie. I'm getting tired of
              playing the pretty hero pin-up: Mr. Pit. I'd like to be respected
              for my opions.

  God: Well, you know where that can lead. Just be happy with Rio.

  Adam: I'm recycling and I'm engaged to my boy friend.

  God: Will you ever trust a woman again?

  Adam: I screwed up Paradice over one those females. Besides, were
            going to adopt a cambodian girl: Heidi.

  God: That's nice. Jesus; why not play a priest?

  Adam: My fiance and I are starting a nieghborhood car pool.

  Jesus: Well, I was thinking about playing a struggling evangelists
              on a small AM station, just for laughs. Miriam, wants to
              be a pregnant nun; virgin birth spin off.

  Adam: Do you like herbs? I grow my own.

  God: Good for the digestion. Adam where is Eve?

  Eve: Hi! Mom!

  God: Eve could you try to spend some time with Adam?

  Adam: Mom. Please, just except me as I am.

  Eve: I've got a really cute girl friend. Were hitched.

  God: Oy!

  Eve: Look I'm tired of guys blaming me for their junk! Get over it!

  God: OoooooK. Well, I think I'll watch Jay Leno and snooze.

  Amen.


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