First Aid By Dummies

I know that you're losing some blood,
but whining will do you no good.
Please tick in the box,
(and sign for the swabs)
and then you can start on this book.

I'm sure you are feeling quite faint,
with very good grounds for complaint,
but stains on this form
mean we can't go on
'til signed, stamped, sealed in triplicate

Sir, please don't lie down on the floor;
protocol cannot be ignored.
You mustn't die there,
as our duty of care
won't tolerate discarded gore.


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