The Nature of the Beast

            Chelsea Clinton is taking questions at a @Barns&Noble.
            Muzzy raises his hand, she points and smiles at Muzzy.
         
              "How many Presidents of the United States have had extramarital
              affairs?" Muzzy.

              "O.K. I think I made it clear I'm not going to answer those kind
              of questions." Chelsea.

              "Theodore Roosevelt had an affair with his lady secectary while
                he was in a wheel chair." Muzzy.

              "Wowwww..... I don't want to talk about that. Any questions
              about global warming?" Chelsea.

              "Thomas Jefferson had illigitimate children with his slave girl."
              Muzzy.

                "Your point? Let's move on. The national debt; any questions?"
                Chelsea.

                "J. F. K... need I say more?" Muzzy.

                Chelsea tilts jelly bean face sideways.. "Do you have a point?"

                "Let's go have a pizza!" Muzzy.

                Chelsea gives a blank stare: "I don't like meat on my slice."

                "Extra mushrooms?" Muzzy.

                Chelsea roles eyes: "That will be the last question..."


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