Windows Key

Windows key...

Damn you Windows key, sitting next to Alt and Z, screwing up my killing spree, cutting off my joy and glee, FPS drops to three...

Now I win, now you watch, this uber micro you will not botch, my playing style was top notch, is that a raid, oh I see, I'll just press Alt+T, now I beat you at this venue, oh my God is that my menu? Lag and drag, screen turns black, oh system RAM which I lack, there we go, now I'm back, to an empty base that he did sack...

Brand new loot, +4 boot or a shiny kind of holy suit, paladin, level 10, casting flaming bomb again? Shield of light, bound to Z with this press I am free, "Oh please no!" I start to plea, lose all control, try as I might, I know I'v lost this stupid fight, what a terrible place for you to be, oh damn you damn you Windows key!