Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Jokes?

The poor ol’ Easter Bunny only works one day a year,
From lack of work, you’d think he would be broke!
With baskets, toys and candy, he brings lots of children cheer,
So why is he the butt of every joke?

I’ll give you an example that I heard the other day –
“Why does the Easter Bunny hide those eggs?”
They’re evidence of something that he says he won’t betray!
(He fools around between the chickens’ legs!)

That is the worst example, but there are so many more,
One-liner jokes that surely make you groan!
With hare-lines, hare-balls, hare-mail and those “hoppy” jokes galore
Why can’t they stop and just leave him alone!






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