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The difference between a spouse and a dog. |
| SPOUSES AND DOGS A sleeping spouse and a dog, What is the difference? The answer depends on what Maybe your preference. Beauty is enhanced in sleep, About this there’s no doubt. Who wins out of the two is Something to think about. Those who wake a sleeping spouse For having overslept, Better be prepared to face Rather sullen neglect. Those who wake a sleeping dog, With a biscuit in hand, Can be sure he’ll wag his tail And do any errand. But if you touch playfully Both the dog and the spouse, The former will jump and bite. The spouse won’t have a grouse! • Written in abcb, 7-6-7-6 format • Written for the Writers’ Cramp contest "The Writer's Cramp" • A related poem: "HUSBANDS AND DOGS" M C Gupta 8 April 2008 |