Bob's Big Interview

"I am going in for a job interview. I must dress the part and be really, really impressive," thought Bob Smith. Bob looked at the mirror at himself. Bob thought, "Wow!!!!!! I like look really, really sharp. How could anybody resist someone like me?" Bob smiled at himself really, really happily and with great joy!!!!

Bob walked down the stairs and went out the door to his beige, four door, white wall tired car and then put the key in the ignition and then started the car and then backed out of the drive way and then drove down the street and then turned left. Bob drove to the interview. Bob arrived at Jones Enterprises for the interview. Bob walked in the door and communicated to the hot, young, blond, long-fingernailed, high heel wearing, short skirted, big boobed secretary that he was there to see Mr. Jones for his interview. Big Boobs as Bob now thought of her said sexily "Mr. Jones will see you in a few minutes. Please wait in those seats in the waiting area over there by the door over there." Bob nodded and flashed his really, really great, sexy smile at Big Boobs. Big Boobs laughed and flirted with Bob and Bob laughed and flirted back with Big Boobs and then they both laughed together. Bob thought "Hmmm, I wonder if Big Boobs would like to have sex with me?" Bob nodded to himself. But, alas before Bob could ask Big Boobs if she would like to "get her groove on" (wink, wink, Boom Chicka-bow-wow!) Mr. Jones came out of his office and down the hall and called Bob into his office down the hall for the interview that he was there for.

"Good afternoon Mr. Smith. I see that you are now hear for the interview now," said Mr. Jones.

"Yes I am. Please," Bob said "call me Bob."

"OK Bob. Bob, do you have a resumay with you?" asked Mr. Jones.

"Yes I do," Bob said.

"Can I see it?" asked Mr. Jones.

"Yes you can," Bob said. Bob handed over the resumay to Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones took it and looked it over and then said, "This is very, very, very impressive Bob. I must say you are quite the catch. How can anyone resist someone like you? I am surprised you have not been scooped up before now. Wow! We do not even need to go any further Bob. The job is yours."

"Cool Mr. Jones," Bob said. "I will like being the vice-president of Jones Enterprises. I will take the job," and Bob thought to himself, "I will also take Big Boobs!" hehe!

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