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Good morning to you, darling Good morning to you, dear Good morning to you, sweetheart Let's have another beer! Rum - bum -dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Pass around the bottle. It's almost ten A.M. Good morning, Mr. Daniels Wake me up, my friend. Rum - bum -dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Let's roll us up a doobie To start the morning right Twist us a big fat one And let's forget last night! Rum - bum -dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Can I see your prescription? As long as I'm awake. Help me twist the cap off. I would but my hands shake. Rum - bum -dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb The morning is the best time, To find a descent vein. So please pass me my needle, And let me fry my brain. Rum - bum -dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Now, getting here was easy. Getting here was fun. Everybody loves to say, Good Morning to a bum! Rum - bum -dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb -dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb Rum - bum - dumb - dumb But now, the mornings over. (sigh) My tear ducts shall unclog. (sniffle) I'll cry till morning and its time... For more hair of the dog! Rum ba da da dum!
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