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Content Rating Notice: GC -- May Contain Graphic Content
Only For: 18 and Older, Not Easily Offended
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Good Morning to you, Darling
Lyrical, whimsical and inane
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Good morning to you, darling
Good morning to you, dear
Good morning to you, sweetheart
Let's have another beer!


Rum - bum -dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb


Pass around the bottle.
It's almost ten A.M.
Good morning, Mr. Daniels
Wake me up, my friend.


Rum - bum -dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb



Let's roll us up a doobie
To start the morning right
Twist us a big fat one
And let's forget last night!


Rum - bum -dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb


Can I see your prescription?
As long as I'm awake.
Help me twist the cap off.
I would but my hands shake.


Rum - bum -dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb


The morning is the best time,
To find a descent vein.
So please pass me my needle,
And let me fry my brain.


Rum - bum -dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb


Now, getting here was easy.
Getting here was fun.
Everybody loves to say,
Good Morning to a bum!


Rum - bum -dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb -dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb
Rum - bum - dumb - dumb


But now, the mornings over.
(sigh)
My tear ducts shall unclog.
(sniffle)
I'll cry till morning and its time...
For more hair of the dog!


Rum ba da da dum!



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