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WC 99
The Friendly Red-Eye Special By Jack Rawlins Flying with a bevy of bats to a coven in Salem, I was picked up by radar and spotlights over Boston and forced down by a police chopper. I stood and waited with my broom while my flight companions hung upside down from my hat. "Are you an evil witch? "asked a pleasant officer as he flipped open his ticket book. "Oh no," I assured him. "I'm a green witch promoting pollution free transportation." "That's laughable, but laudable," he chuckled as he shut his book. "Madam, you and your spooky friends are cleared for take off. Have a nice flight." ###
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