Particle Sphaghetti

            "Yawn." I gaze at the news. A particle accelerator 17 miles wide.
            Sleepy time. Fooooooooom! What? I can see brilliant colors.
            I'm drifting down a cool stream. "Look." a voice whispers.
            My eyes are floating over my body. "Yes." I reply to my eyes.

            It is a vortex. Something tells me to kiss. I kiss a large bunny's
            nose. The bunny sneezes. I bless the bunny. The Earth is gone.
            I wonder what I must do. A happy Lady places my eyes back in
            my eye sockets. "Do you want to go inside?" she asks.

            I nod yes. I can hear my dad's metal @Hoover vacuum. Am I
            going back in time? "The stairs are almost done." Dad states...
            The happy Lady is rubbing my bell with the bunny's feet. I burp.
            There is a faint announcement, "...accelerator has exploded."

            I ask the happy Lady, "Why?" She laughs. It is time to take action.
            I dial the interdimensional Para-Church. Saint Shannon appears to me.
            "We can not take particle sphaghetti." she is serious. I start to giggle.
            She snatches my umbilical cord and pulls me to a recycling bin.

            I want to be saved. I start to recite, "Owl's house is now a tree trunk."
            "That's a fine piece of cake." Saint Shannon replies. "Cake?" said I. .
            "Is this all there is?" The bunny sneezes. I wake in my lazy boy chair.
            There is a happy brook on my lap. Another announcement,

                        "The accelerator has stabilized. Some dimensional ripples
                        may occur."

            I take another nap.



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