Stupid

                                      Why am I so stupid?

        "Let us seek joy in our suffering for earthly delights until we
        enter into the joy of our Heavenly Bliss." A cloud of stupid
        people wondered at these words. Joan of Rivers continued
        to preach, "Bitter potions and painfull face lifts give only false
        youth in our daily feebleness."  She faints and falls into a trash
        can. Struggling to her feet with bits of debris in her brillo bleach
        hair she cries out, "It is for men not for Angels that I torture myself!"
        The mindless mob laughs.

        The mob turns in amazement a living Angel has stepped forward.
        "The zeal of your envy has made you stupid." It is Angelina Jolie.
        "The more you love simply; the deeper your love will grow." She
        gently brushes the the debris from Joan of Rivers brillo hair.+
        "You are stupid! Your beauty has made you a life easy and false!
        I am a troll and know what people love most is the lust of their eyes!"
        Angelina Jolie bowed her head, "beauty is a wonder to behold, but
        love is a fire that is everlasting. It burns as bright in aged lovers."

        Jone of Rivers fell sobbing at the noble feet of Angelina Jolie.



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