Alice In Torcherland

The ugly kid named Joe
put Alice in chains,
She was totally scared
out of her brains
He was quite disturbed
as he gave her a kiss,
She was no where at all
near total bliss
A perfect circle
made from guns 'n' roses,
Is where Alice was
put into poses
She had a quiet riot
inside her head,
The things on the way
for her, she did dread
From the candlebox
he grabbed a real sharp tool,
Then he grabbed the
poison cream from the stool
He was about to be
her brutal slayer,
The police had to
rush in and save her
There was a big
arrested development,
Off to federal prison
Joe went