Inaccurate Accounts

Inaccurate Accounts

I need you to commiserate
And tell me that you vindicate;
Please listen and cooperate
While I sit and elaborate.

She said I did adulterate
And then she did accentuate
That I construed to alienate
Her spouse—who’s a degenerate.

Please let me now alleviate
Your thoughts that I did agitate;
She tries too hard to overstate
That he and I were passionate.

Now please try to appreciate
The fact that she does speculate;
Both truth and lie I separate
In hopes you will exonerate.

Ahh, see, she does procrastinate
She’s groping to recuperate;
I asked her to enunciate
She did—it was inaccurate.

The jury’s back – I palpitate
We stand before the magistrate;
My story they did validate
That she, indeed, did fabricate!