Moonbeams and Beer

Moonbeams dance upon the water,

Sparkling on the waves.

Reflecting bits of moisture

on my watery grave.



How long have I been here?

Your guess is just like mine.

I only had one large beer.

and lost all track of time.



Swimming doesn't go with beer.

Live and learn they say.

Now I have to stay right here.

And regret my choice that day!