Star Trek

                                          Captain Kirk

        "Every crewman and woman have been screaned for space sickness.
          How is this possible? Sulu in a gay marriage. Scotty and Uhura
          and Checov? Spock what is happenning to my crew?"

                                          Spock

        "Humans are irrational. Their sex drive is impulsive. We Vulcans
          have eliminated the need for pursueing sex. Once every seven
          years we return to Vulcan to mate. Our mates are chosen for
          us at birth. This is the logical approach to sexuality."

                                          Captain Kirk.

        "My crew is having a swingers dance in the rec-room: clothing
          is optional. What-can-this-mean?"

                                          Spock

          "They are human. I can say the crew is completing their duties
            with excellent results. The operation of the ship is efficient.
            Will you be attending the party?"

                                          Captain Kirk

          "Yeoman Dottie will be waiting for me in my cabin. Some things
            should be kept private." slaps the arm rest of the commander's
            chair and rises from the chair, exiting through the elevator doors.

                                            Spock

            "First Officers log: The Captain is uneasy about alternative lifestyles.
              I suggest shore leave to San Francisco. End log." Spock sits in
              the commander's chair.


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