Dictionary for the Easily Confused

Dictionary for the Easily Confused

Writer's block: Two or more people who enjoy or make a living by writing, compressed into a cubelike shape.

Paradox: Two mallards. (Get it? A pair of ducks? Yeah, it's not that great.)

Dog: A snarling, furry, noisy four-legged beast that has connived us into feeding them.

Cat: Same as a dog, except it doesn't necessarily snarl.

Bilingual: No comprende, senor.

Money: Little slips of green paper that allow you rule the world. Or at least buy a newspaper.

Rug: A doggie toilet. This definition also applies to couches, hallways, carpeted areas, and any other place that is not outside. No, it does not matter if the dog is house-broken.

Village Idiot: The greatest job ever.

Computer Solitaire: The most addictive substance on the planet.

Dictionary: A collection of words, arranged and defined in alphabetical order.

Alphabetical Order: Oops.