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Hilly Chile or Voo-Doo Willy
Acme's Comedy Scream poetry challenge #6
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High upon a mount in Chile, My spirit soars so wild
There was a woman, toothless, too, who trained a little child
How to cast a spell so bleak, on some buffoonish tourist's head
Causing him to dance instep, with a chicken painted red!


The man he danced until he fell into a sewage pit
The chicken ran, to start a band, and tried a brand new skit
The folks in town, turned up their noses, at the unlucky guy's situation
He was a stinker, a heavy drinker, and the worst they've seen in the nation!


So if you see a toothless wench with blackness in her heart
Remember the chilli she tends to create don't just make you fart!
For she has a child, who has gone wild, with his voo-doo in-can-ta-tions
Don't be the wit who stepped in shit, with such obtuse fascination!  Pthb





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