Bad Day

You know those days where all goes wrong
Nothing you do goes right
Well, I'm having one right now
But mine began last night

When I went to brush my teeth
I slipped and hit my head
So rather than in my mouth
In the toilet my brush went instead

Then I lay down to get some sleep
And rolled onto the floor
Who would have guessed going to bed
Could end up such a chore

The rest went well til I got up
On this lovely morn
For my cat had had a fit
And all my clothes were torn

I made some coffee and ran out the door
Just trying to be on time
I jumped in the car, went in reverse
Then ran into my pine.

Figuring it couldn't get worse
I headed into work
Then took a drink of the coffee I brought
And choked, and spit, and jerked

Just great, the milk was bad
What else would be next
When there it was, the phone was buzzing
My boss had sent a text

"Enjoy the vacation, I know it'll be great"
That's right, I've got no where to be
You mean I could have stayed in bed?
Oh God what's next, please just kill me.