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I'm a little teapot? Hah!
This was written for a specific contest. Another silly one, kind of.
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I may be a teapot
Yes, I'm short and stout
And when you get me steamed up
Of course I'm gonna shout

Why do you want to hurt me
It's the heat that I can't stand
Here, just let me show you
Replace my bottom with your hand

Now can you feel my pain
Is it something that you like
To be tortured over and again
Morning, noon, and night?
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