Internet Kissing

I met my honey
On the big wide internet
We were miles apart

An Ozark Wizard
Carved out of fragrant cedar
He purchased from me

Alas, I forgot
To deduct a mere few cents
Scathing note he sent

With a humorous,
Cultured, and witty reply
I won his favor.

Many games of Spades
On Yahoo we nightly played
While we fell in love.

One night he declared
To seal our relationship
With our first e-kiss

Physical e-love
Was not our most perfect choice
But it did the trick!

We were soon married
And have lived in wedded bliss
Eight amazing years.