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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #1518739  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
An Overweight Limerick
An ode to a broken new year’s resolution.
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There once was a guy from Vermont,
his girth was the opposite of gaunt.
When he tightened his belt,
it did not make him svelte.
So he reached for another croissant.
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