My Snoring Spouse

Please stop snoring I cannot sleep,
You are keeping me up all night.
Why do you make a grown man weep?
Are you doing this out of spite?

I beg you to turn on your side
Or I will crawl under the bed,
Maybe to the garage to hide
Or sleep in a closet instead.

This noise is driving me insane,
I cannot keep living this way.
The sound is tormenting my brain,
I know I will be tired all day.

I hold a pillow to my ears,
Clamp my hands so terribly tight.
You know I am fighting back tears,
This could cause a horrendous fight.

The sound has ceased, oh such relief,
This could fend off future warring.
She screams at me all full of grief,
"HONEY...WAKE UP YOU ARE SNORING!!!"