When Cheeseburgers go bad

Not too long ago I ate a cheeseburger and went to sleep, unaware of the affects it would have on me later on. When I wake up in the morning on the weekends I sometimes swallow a huge supply of air after I remember a trick one of my friends taught me. He said if you swallow a burp, it winds up becoming a fart (which is true as a matter of fact).

So I laid back down on my stomach to try and ease the bloating, letting loose a few bursts of gas here and there. But suddenly, this low grumbling came to my ears and I could feel my stomach settling, but also feel something travel through my bowels. It was too late for me to do anything and, while following Shrek's saying of better out than in, I ripped a huge fart. It was extremely deep but loud and I felt it rumble on my shorts. And if the situation couldn't get any better, the fart smelled like stale beans and, you guessed it, a cheeseburger. Lucky for me, the smell only lasted for about 10 seconds and no one else was in my room. But the farting continued every five minutes, so my room got a little stinky, especially with the heater on.

Bottom line: Cheeseburgers give me gas.