Seafood Surprise

Earlier today, I got another case of bad gas. So like always, I tend to lay on my mattress with my stomach pressed against it to rush the gas away. My stomach always growls loudly and sometimes it feels like I have to use the bathroom, but I ignore it and just lie down. That's when all the flatulence became to come out. But...to my surprise, there was no odor to it. I ate a bunch of salmon and shrimp the night before and yet there was no "evidence" of it within my bowels. It actually kinda sucked since I like to sniff my own farts sometimes. Last weekend was whole different story. I was farting like a camel! WHOO!! My whole room stank for over three hours!

So basically, fish doesn't give me gas. But when I do get gas after eating it, it's very loud!