Dragonlord's rant on Sueing

Before you get started I'd like to let you know that this is a rant over a major problem effecting America, dumbasses sueing everything and everyone. I will not hold my tounge in place durring this rant and may end up saying things that will offend or insult you, I don't care. It is important that I say this and I'm not afraid of the consiquences, I'm well within my legal rights and even if I get banned from the sight I've got other e-mail adresses I can enter from, Dragonlords don't go down easily.

I got the idea of this last night as I was thinking how people would react to something I was planning on putting in a poll. At one point I thought of saying that any dumbass who would sue me over what was in the poll deserved to be shot. Then I wondered if one of those jackasses really did decide to sue me over it and what I would say in court and I just started getting worked up and these are my thoughts on the subject.

Now I'm not saying everyone who sues is a stupid asshole who really should be tossed in the deepest part of the ocean. Its those who sue over retarded stuff like hot coffee and bull along those lines that this rant is about.

I mean think about all this shit we've been losing because of these bastards or fear of these bastards. We can no longer have high dives, merry-go-rounds at parks, metal slides, or even allow teachers any real athority in school because of these jackasses. Anyone with a brain would not have objected to these since you would know that you have to activily try to hit the bottom of the pool off a high dive, getting flung off merry-go-rounds is most of their fun, metal slides get hot in the middle of summer, how are teachers suppose to keep students in line without being able to adminster more punishment than a time out, and a fucking cup of coffee is hot when you first get it!

And these well known cases aren't all there is, there are even best friends sueing each other because of how fucking retarded they are. For example a family friend I'm going to call Jason had his best friend over whatever reason and told his friend, "Look, my dog is nervous around kids so don't let your kid out of the car and if you must keep him away from the dog." In the time it took Jason to hurry upstairs and grab something his retarded friend had not only let his kid out of the car and as a result his kid got bitten on the face. That might sound reasonable if the kid hadn't been hopping all over the dog, yanking at its hair and teasing it after Jason had said the dog was nervous around kids, the little runt deserved what he got. But did that matter, no, Jason had to put down his dog because his friend sued him over it. Now Jason must be the most forgiving guy in the world because for some reason he is still friends with this guy even though me and most of you would sever all ties with the rat bastard.

Not only this but minorities are using the system to get jobs because when they get rejected they go to the courts and say, "They wouldn't let me get a job! I think they're raciest!" Because of bull crap like this I wasn't able to get jobs because someone did that even though when I looked at their application I had better education, more experiance, and better references.

Now all of the this shit can't be piled exclusivily on the ten brain cell retards walking around out there, I also target the stupid judges that let this shit into courts and the leeches of the world lawyers. Now to those lawers out there that actually are helping people with real cases like being falsly pinned with murder, I salute to you, I'm talking about your Ambulance casing cousins encouraging these sons of bitches to sue for no reason. I mean really, you stuck your hand down the drain and turned on the garbage disposale and you sue because the product didn't protect you from yourself and some snake in a suit says you can get paid for your stupidity. If you want to protect these idiots from themselves I'm sure there's a nice padded room in the nearest insane asylum with these people's names on them.

I'm serious about this folks, this isn't me practicing for some commedy rant, though tell people about this shit in the twenties and they'd laugh themselves hoarse, this is serious. There are people out there who will sue for picking a fight with you and losing or if they try and rob your home only to fall through a sun-roof. Not only are people dumb enough to sue over this, but the courts are allowing them in and they are finding lawers to repersent them.

Most of these people are spoiled jackasses looking for some easy cash so they go and sue everyone in sight. I don't care if your kid got burned going down a slide or spanked for dropping a computer out a window at school, they deserved it. When i grew up around a hot metal slide, I knew to hold my legs away from it and hold my shirt down as I went down so as not to get burned or that I could easily get hurt from a tire swing or merry-go-round. Yet me and my family never sued over these things because we were smart enough to take these as learning experiances and not try to spoil ourselves by earning money from it. Am I saying I'm better than you? No but if you've ever done any of the shit I've said so far I'm sure a hell of a lot smarter and bigger than you.

If you don't like what I'm saying and actually have the gall to sue me over this than come say it to my face so I can beat you within an inch of life with a shovel to roaring applause. I'd gladly take the jail time for doing so and be laughing at you as they carted you off in a stretcher, you people get to much free reign as it is and need to be put in your place.

For the love of god you've somehow managed to convince people to try and pass a bull shit law about making it illeage to spank your children! People need to be able to do this folks because time-outs won't work on anyone over the age of two. When I grew up I held respect for my parents because I knew that they had the authority to make my ass black and blue which they did when I was fool enough to assualt a teacher. You take that away and we'll devolve into monkeys in no time since our children will run rampant and their children will only run wilder.

So cut draining the courts time and money with all this bull shit about how your child got swatted at school even though you agreed to allow this to happen. Hell, anyone who is against this deserves to be smacked down and forget spanking children in private. Yank them into the middle of a mall or the front of a school room and paddle the hell out of them! That will restore the order and kindness we saw back in the thirties, hell even letting social darwinism take control again wouldn't be a bad idea at this point, who cares if two billion dumb asses get roasted because of it, that's nature for ya, toughen the hell up or be walked all over like the floor mat you are.

Now I know I've made a bunch of people mad with this and I laugh in your ugly little faces and dare you to send me a complaint so that I can deliever a custom lashing to your virtual ass or in person if you've got the balls to face me! Convince me that I'm wrong and I'll repel this, sue me and you've given me more ammo, gripe like a baby and not only will I have more ammo I'll use your name so everyone knows just how big a cry baby you are.