Rhino

Once again I had another bad case of gas in the morning. It started out when I ate some chicken and fries the night before and I suddenly got the idea to pass gas in the morning again. So I swallowed a bunch of air until I was bloated like a balloon again and to settle my stomach, I began to relax on my mattress. A couple minutes later I was farting non-stop! As I lay on my stomach the gas traveled to my bowels rather quickly and were expelled through my rectum with great force. It was pretty stinky too, as a matter of fact, but I had the fan on in my room, so the smell was only temporary. Although if it lasted longer, that would've been great since I think the key to an A+ fart is a loud one that stinks up the whole room.

That's when I realized I'm somewhat like a rhino because they really don't give a crap about their farts. Someone filmed a rhino rolling around in water when it suddenly hiked up its leg and released a wet fart, kinda like what I was doing! And another time, a rhino mother was farting multiple times for over two minutes and she didn't care either! (This was funny to watch; she farted on her infant rhino). It's the same with me too; I don't care if I fart in public (I try not too) but when I do, I just get over it. There's just those days when I gotta fart...and it's gotta come somewhere. :)