Bible Land

        I'll never get used to this time warp. Who'd a thought one molecule in a
    superconductor could split the time line? Well, at least I have Writing.com
    to keep me grounded. Let's see. What did I do? .... The immediate past is
    the present and future?

    Muzzy went to get his buggy fixed at Joseph's Carpentry in Galilee. The wheel
    was wobbly. Joseph has a big family: James, Joses, Judas and Simon and..
    that spooky one Joshua. Yep, busted the wheel.

    "Hey! Hi Ho!" I shouted to Hosea, while waiting at Joe's. He's always
    howling about something: "Has anyone seen my wife Gomer?"
    Judas shrugs, "I'm not paying her!" Hosea tears his tunic and starts howling.

    Well, Joshua was preaching at the Temple. So, Joseph and his other boys
    got to work. "Oh? Is that you Josh?" James squints as Joshua aproaches
    with a following. "Maggy and I were havin wine with some tax collector.."
    Josh hollars. "That's me!" Judas Escariot laughs and waves at Gomer.

    "Gomer! Get away from that sinner!" Hosea is red faced. "A girls gotta eat."
    Gomer laughs. "Hey? Is that Hercules?" I squint. "Samson! Don't ever call
    me a Greek!" Samson is wearing a lion's skin. "Wow! That must have been
    some party!" Muzzy laughs.

    "O.K. You got a new wheel. That's one denarius." Joe's gotta get paid.
    "Render onto Ceasar what's Ceasar's!" Josh shouts as he drinks some more wine.
    "Has anyone seen my ass?" Balaam asks, "An Angel was talking to it.. err
    I mean I was trying to talk to .. my ass." Everybody laughs as Balaam turns red.

    Well, I wish I could spend more time typing, but I'm late for a very important date.
    With a Garden Faery.

   

    :)