What did You Just Say?!

Ya know how sometimes you say something and then after you've said it you go "Oh shit!"? This is often the case, especially when we get together, so here y'all go. Not telling whether Dareng is....Dareng! or I said it or what the context was, but have fun!

"I so want Pritkin's 'sword'."

"I don't want juices on me."

"I can't help, but smile when I think of Manwich."

"It's spurts."

"I'm having an oral issue."

"I just need something in my mouth."

"A nice tight packet..."

"It doesn't blow when it's plugged in."

"You've gotta have enough room for the head."

"Damn, that's good. It's got that thick creaminess to it."

"I'm just playing with random balls."

"How do you fit those in your mouth?"

"I need something to suck on."

"Those are fun to suck."

"I would totally pay to see them get it on." (Jason and Chris)

"Do the blow thing."

"Good and tight."

"It's not tight enough."

"She slows down whenever someone comes."

"There's something hard and pointy stabbing me in the leg."



And these are from the past summer which apparently got lost somewhere on my hard drive (and I just found on 2/26):



“No, don’t stick it anywhere!”

“I couldn’t talk for all the nuts in my mouth.”

“I gotta find the right hole.”

“It’s no fun if I don’t get any satisfaction.”

“’Cause bigger is better!”

“I do that with all hard things.”

“Hard candies are fun.”

“I like the cream.”

“I will continue until I cannot keep it up!”

“I’m not a pain in your ass! I’m a pain in other people’s asses!”

“The measurement that counted was all there by then.”

“I’m trying to get it all in.”

And found on the grocery store shelf: ‘Simply Naked Pita Chips’—seriously—they SELL this shite in Georgia!

“I wanna gnaw on a stick.”

“Just pull it out.”

“The only problem is…it’s filled with Twinkie cream.”