Untimely Expense

Untimely Expense


Upon hearing frantic yelling Allen walked into apartment 12c.

         “Un-Fucking believable, those stupid little piss ants.”

         “What’s wrong with…”

         “I’m pissed off.”

         “My right ruptured eardrum understands that much.”

         “Oh.”

         “Did fur ball shit in the Fiber One cereal box again?”

         “Ironically no, plus he died two days ago.”

         “Sorry, dude, must have been his time.”

         “It was exactly 3:54 p.m.”

         “Huh?”

         “Kitty litter delivery man came six minutes early, hitting Oscar dead.”

         “Seriously?”

         “Yeah.”

         “Sucks.”

         “And now these bastards want me to pay for their damaged windshield.”

         “Calm down, Frank.”

         “They won’t get any money from this fool… Assholes.”




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