THERE WAS A STONE IN MY SOUP!!!

The second half of my story, making you glad he is not your pastor!

CODE FOR COLORS IN STORY:

BROWN: Exposition
ORANGE: Rising Story
GREEN: Climax
RED: Falling Story
BLUE: Conclusion


THERE WAS A STONE IN MY SOUP!!!

I'm William, the town preacher in Collingwood, the town that has just had its first annual Stone Soup Supper to benefit the poor of the town.{c/)(c:orange) The event was masterminded by little Magrid Swensen, the child BRAT of Thor and Tilley Swensen. Magrid thinks she is God's gift to organization at 13!!{c/} And, when I bit into the admittedly delicious soup, I bit into the STONE! I had waited until everyone was served, as befits a pastor, and apparently got the dregs of the pot, and actually got the stone! {c/} They are just lucky that I didn't break my tooth. The presumptuousness of some people! They should control that brat more!!