The Aussie Tourist's Lament.

This gem has been accepted by the Abandoned towers Magazine. (Even Byron had to start somewhere.)


When it's freezin' in Darjeelin'
And me toes've lost all feelin'
And 'ot water's just a distant memoree
When the 'imalayas rumble
And the rain it down does tumble
I wish I'd taken ship for old Feejee.

Just the thought o' cannibal lunches
And all those 'eads in bunches
And the sharks what bite your legs off at the knee
Makes the legendary Yeti
Seem as tame as my Aunt Betty.
P'raps I'm best 'ere sippin' flamin' frozen tea.