MY FEET

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MY FEET

My feet, they are a-achin',
my feet, they don't feel good!!
It can't be that they're dirty--
I clean them when I should!!

I put in for that athlete's foot,
it made me out the chump--
I tried and tried-I REALLY TRIED
but it never made me jump.

And as for that there hammer-toe,
I thought it would work great--
but I tried and tried--I REALLY TRIED,
but i never could pound straight!

So, what are they fit best for??
I need to know, I do!!
'Cuz if you do not tell me,
I'll stick them in a shoe!!